PRESS PLAY. REWIND. BE KIND.
The most imaginative movie of 2017 AND what it still is unable to come up with.
No, really. Stop it. Right now. DO NOT WATCH THIS.
The Star's unusual perspective on the birth of Jesus misses one critical detail.
Or.... How To Write Jesus Out Of His Birthday.
Wonder goes beneath the surface of what it means to be different.
What do all superhero stories have in common?
She was into bondage? What?
Be the first to know what you and the whole family will be chewing popcorn over next year.
Where exactly is Murder on the Orient Express still taking us?
Prepare early for the big finale to 2017, starring Star Wars and Paddington.
George Clooney and Matt Damon's latest has only one good idea. And its about how bad we can be.
Lavish new TV series Victoria reminds Mark that we all love to rule.
Mark's not. And here is exactly why.
Here's more good news: He's also like you, too.
TV proves that Satan is really a nice guy. Hmmmmm.
What's God got to do with it?
Graphic, explicit and shocking but this TV show also screams loudly about the consequences of doing whatever you want, sexually.
Netflix new comedy presents life in heaven. Cool. So, how can I get in?
Violence, sex, spies and Elton John. The Kingsman sequel turns it up to 11, but Ben reckons the graphic adventure isn't extreme enough.
How tiny animated bricks speak incredible truth about where our real-life families are at.
The revamp of Stephen King's IT should strike fear into our minds and drive our minds to striking out at fear.
The biggest royal scandal is not the one about a Queen hanging out with a guy 44 years younger than her.
Go on. We dar you to watch this.
Staring and caring is not as daft as it sounds.
Mark was as shocked as you will be at All Saints.
American Made helps to confirm a big distinction for Mark.
The Hitman's Bodyguard offers relationship counselling. Surprised?
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets reckons it can show us the way.
Heard the one about Jame Bond, a Star Wars villain and the Million Dollar Baby?
60 Second Verdict
The origins story of Winnie The Pooh!
Can DC Comics version of The Avengers compete?
Worth getting aboard this all-star return to an Agatha Christie classic?
Got a minute, Matt?
Is this a new The Castle?
Please, allow us to tell you how good the Thor threequel is.
Sci-fi spectacle sequel of 2017. Worth it?
Star-studded trashing of morality.
Idris Elba. Kate Winslet. Snowy peaks. Plane crash. What could go wrong?
Everything [Ninja-y] is awesome!
Enough said. Myeh.
Jason Bourne or Johnny English?
Toilet Humour: The Movie!
Captain America himself, Chris Evans, takes on parenting and education in a domestic drama about a super-smart girl.
Tom Cruise is a drug smuggler ... and a CIA agent ... and a top lesson in regret v. remorse.
Emma Watson. Tom Hanks. The Internet. So, do you like being watched?
Best romantic comedy of 2017. Bam.
Experience the theatre of war.
Why you SHOULD see the latest Spider-Man movie.
Poll position or spin out?
Can Ben find anything positive to say about Transformers 5?
The female version of The Hangover. Cheers?
Should you watch the weirdest TV show around?
OR: Mark Hadley is about to save your life
Lemony Snicket on Netflix!
now we're talking
Does being religious drive you to murder?
You and I love to binge on TV shows. Ben and Mark take a look at what that's doing to us.
A new perspective on those who are "different".
The very modern message of an old-school whodunit.
Or: What would happen if the lies stopped?
Mark believes we ALL need to hear this.
Can drama The Young Messiah be a blessing to your faith?
Steve Carell and Emma Stone's court case confuses has an identity crisis.
How to find any deeper meaning from this life and death melodrama.
Why Ben wants a shocking spy sequel to be much more shocking.
top 5 lists
Will the Batmobile make the list?
No. 1 - "What if God told you to kill the Most Wanted Man in the World?"
In no particular order but in honour of Wonder Woman's big screen comeback, here are 10 leading ladies you need to R.E.S.P.E.C.T.
Does what it says.
Prepare for disappointment... like the bit where Ben mentions, gasp, Star Wars. Yes, THE Star Wars.
When getting into government stuff is great, great, great.
What could be worse than that La La Land/Moonlight mix-up? 5 more terrible moments in Academy Award history!
WARNING: Sidney Poitier did not make the list!
Is The Last Temptation of Christ at No. 1?
Unwrap the best Christmas present you've ever had
May the force be with these select few.
Hey, I'm talkin' here.
Animal lovers, rejoice. Your favourite screen companions are here.
One of the most distinct, inventive and memorable film-makers ever. Five of his choicest works.
To recognise the 15th anniversary of the 9'11 attacks on New York City, Mark counts down the best movie depictions of those events (and the aftermath).
What on earth is a smart cartoon? Something that illustrates your intelligence into an increase of incredible proportions. Or something like that.
Are you ready to laugh? With respect and admiration? In a British accent? Good. You may proceed
Boldly go where no Trekkie has gone before ... they're own personal list of best Star Trek bits.
What thou needest to know if thou would like to espionage like they do in the movies.
"Inspired" by the release of Me Before You, Mark picks the best depictions he has seen on-screen of people with some form of disability. And one that he hasn't seen.
Money, money, money. Invest in these profitable films about how hard it can be to get by.
We guarantee you will be surprised by what's at No. 1
SPOILER ALERT: This Top 5 list is one big spoiler. So, you probably shouldn't listen to it. No, really. Don't listen to it. You really, really, really should not listen to it ...
But we really, really, really want to see them made. Hollywood, answer our call!
Who are the heavenly creatures on screen that deserve most attention?
When did the Academy Awards get it wrong? At least five spectacular times, according to Mark.
Mark reveals how his December 26 film adventures have frequently gone horribly wrong.
Some times, being in it to win it is a recipe for disaster.
Does what it says in the title. Because Mark's a real man and movie monsters don't scare him.
Mark limbers up and invites us all to savour his memorable of attempting to be the champion that he saw on screen. And how dreams of finishing first tended to end in tears.
what your kids are watching
Warning: steer clear of this dog's breakfast.